Tooth Fairy! You're Fired! (again)
I don't know what it is about the Tooth Fairy. She just doesn't like visiting our house. I can't understand it, night after night she forgets.
After the first tooth, it took her five days to remember, that's right FIVE days. Useless. The next tooth, she forgot again, several times.
Third tooth was her last chance. She failed, so we had to give her the sack and don't tell me under the circumstances you wouldn't have done the same. I graciously took up her duties, as the teeth continued to fall out, I coughed up the required gold coin there and then, on the spot, in the cold hard light of day. Good system, I thought.
Only it's much more exciting to get the coin under your pillow, or so I'm told.
So, we decided to give the Tooth Fairy one more go.
It's exactly seven days since the latest tooth fell out. SEVEN DAYS. Tooth Fairy still hasn't come. How can you forget for SEVEN days in a row? How? Again I say how?
Bad fairy.
After the first tooth, it took her five days to remember, that's right FIVE days. Useless. The next tooth, she forgot again, several times.
Third tooth was her last chance. She failed, so we had to give her the sack and don't tell me under the circumstances you wouldn't have done the same. I graciously took up her duties, as the teeth continued to fall out, I coughed up the required gold coin there and then, on the spot, in the cold hard light of day. Good system, I thought.
Only it's much more exciting to get the coin under your pillow, or so I'm told.
So, we decided to give the Tooth Fairy one more go.
It's exactly seven days since the latest tooth fell out. SEVEN DAYS. Tooth Fairy still hasn't come. How can you forget for SEVEN days in a row? How? Again I say how?
Bad fairy.
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