Thursday, 16 August 2007

Oh Dear!

I was just standing on the kitchen bench to put the blanket up, (we have a blanket rigged over our kitchen window in the absence of blinds, and because it is a very drafty window.) when my eye was drawn to the hideously dusty tops of the cupboards and the various things we have put up out of reach, then I noticed an envelope, it had Sydney Sexpo emblazoned across the top. Hmmm.

I opened it, it contained two signed photographs. One of a man, let's just call him Dick, posing with two topless women. In the other Dick is posing with a somewhat tubby somewhat hairy somewhat scary looking middle aged man. Only on the wall behind is a sign, for $30 you can get your photo taken with any star. Well I suppose the tubby man is a star, but not with his clothes on evidently; as well as his signature, he had written BIG with two arrows pointing to his and the other man's groin area. Funny.

I bet Dick's spewing he left those behind when he moved house.


Blogger Aunty Evil said...

OMG, I think I know the middle aged man you are talking about. On the M5 motorway here in Sydney, there was this HUGE billboard advertising Sexpo last year. And it said you could meet this sex star person. And it had this huge photo of this slimy looking overweight middle aged man wearing leather and makeup and looking...well, slimy.

Every time I drove past this sign, it made my skin crawl. You have just brought the trauma back, thanks.

16 August 2007 at 09:59  
Blogger crafty said...

You know me Aunty, obliging as ever.

16 August 2007 at 10:03  
Blogger Tanya Brown said...

Choke! Well, there's a memento of many happy if solitary moments for you.

16 August 2007 at 11:15  
Blogger meggie said...

Crafty, you really will have to stop wrecking Aunty Evil's health...oh hang on, wait a minute.. she did it with her *ahem*, hats. So tit for tat...or something.

What I want to know is, have you shown Stomper & did she know the last tennant? Or Dick, or someone in the photo?

16 August 2007 at 15:47  
Blogger Fairlie said...

Yes, I'm intrigued. Can Stomper throw any light on next-door-Dick?

16 August 2007 at 18:00  
Blogger Suse said...

C'mon Stomper. Spill the goss on your ex neighbour!

16 August 2007 at 20:47  
Blogger Melinda said...

EWWWWWWWW! I hope you washed your hands!

17 August 2007 at 00:09  
Blogger Stomper Girl said...

The last person to live there was the most beautiful little old Greek lady who would have been mortified. Must have belonged to one of her strapping sons, although I do think the top of the kitchen cupboard is a very odd place to stash your porn. I will have to see the offending item to identify if it was the sons. Don't chuck it out yet!!

17 August 2007 at 14:56  

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